October 9, 2010
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As President...
During my first year as president, I will make it my number one priority to see to it that prostitution becomes legalized in the United States. For too long, this activity has been criminalized and it is time for that to stop. This activity will have many positive effects for America:
- It will create thousands of new jobs right here in America. Thousands of jobs will be made available to men and women from all walks of life. This will put more money into the economy and encourage further job growth in other sectors.
- It will bring jobs back to our country. For too long, the rich citizens would leave this country for services elsewhere, and this has to stop. Instead of outsourcing, we should be bringing these services back to American soil!
- It will reduce crime in hundreds of cities. These illegal prostitutes and small business entrepreneurs, or "pimps", will be able to register their services and become legal. Legalizing these illegal activities will instantly reduce crime.
- It will improve working conditions for America's hookers. By legalizing these services, it will be possible to regulate and pass standards that will ensure safe and fair treatment.
Join me in helping to pass this historic legislation! We shall put this ugly past behind us and move toward the future. Write your congressperson now and see to it that you express your support. I hope to pass this during my first year… though, I don't think I'll have time for much else afterwards. Oh yeah~
Comments (2)
Unfortunately, all of the arguments you offer in humor are the serious arguments offered by vice advocates. You might want to add that once this very lucrative industry becomes legal it will expand the tax base thus providing much needed revenue to cash strapped governments.
Amen!