October 23, 2010
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Happy 1023 Day!
Through the power vested in me by myself, I hereby declare today the 23rd annual 1023 Day. As all of you know, 1023 Day is a scared and holy day that vivifies all of humanity and brings honor to the humble 1023. It is a day to be celebrated by all not for any man's birth or any particular historic event, but for its sheer willingness to be 1023. Go forth, readers. Let it be known over hill and dell that 1023 Day has arrived, and there is no need to be afraid. All hail 1023!
(Oh, and happy birthday Weird Al!)