November 20, 2010

  • My Hair

    Why I grew my hair long

    The reason I gave: I wanted to prove that people of this day and age are capable of looking beyond one's appearance and judge people solely on their merit. I wanted to believe that humanity has advanced far enough to realize that not all long-haired guys are pot-smoking hippies that are incapable of rational thought.

    The real reason: I didn't want to spend fourteen bucks a month just to keep my hair short.

    ...And why I cut it short again

    The reason I gave: The arson investigation was getting too close.

    The real reason: I realized that I was spending about fourteen bucks a month on Liquid-Plumr anyway.

    Long hair

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