March 7, 2011

• Well, You Asked For It

  DESK REPORT
  2011 March 7
  Prepared by: Jimbo (Computing Branch)
  

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  Owner: Bill Anderson (Computing Branch Manager)
  Location: Corner Office (2F15)

  Statistics:

  • Mahogany
  • Four Legs
  • Two Drawers
  • 3′ x 9′ x 3′
  • Inedible

  Status:

  • Dent on upper-right corner
  • Permanent coffee ring near right edge

  History:

  • 2010 Nov 12 – Ownership passed to Mr. Anderson
  • 2010 Jan 24 – Ownership passed to Curtis Sanders
  • 2009 May 11 – Moved from cubicle SR23 to office 2F15
  • 2009 Mar 15 – Initial purchase by Howard Humbert

  Initial Cost: $226.45
  Current Worth (estimate): $75.84

  Suggested Action:
  Stop asking Jimbo to have reports on your desk by an arbitrary point in time.

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