March 19, 2011
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Rescuing the Auto Industry
I think car companies need to start advertising to TV and movie companies. The American consumer is getting pickier and pickier with their automobiles, so it might be time to try and expand the market. These entertainment industries are just the place to go. They’re constantly in the market for new cars. Just look at how many the Mythbusters go through alone!
These companies should start designing cars specifically meant to crinkle like tissue paper and burn like magnesium. They will have all of the super special effects that movie companies spend thousands on built right in! This could be an all-new, all-American industry. Picture it: the Dodge Rammer or the Chevy Frailblazer.
Why should these movie studios, that buy cars by the gross, be forced to modify them themselves. Don’t let the TV studios buy used. Get them to buy the new ones they need!
