June 6, 2006
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Brainstormin' Session for "Snakes on a Plane"
Producer: "Hey, I have an idea. Lets call up Samuel Jackson and see if he's willing to play the lead role."
Intern: "You're joking, right sir?"
Producer: "Of course I am. Now get to it. I want to hear his reaction. This should be fun."
Intern: (sigh) "Yes sir."
A few days later
Producer: "Alright, now the movie is called Snakes on a Plane, and I want you to play the lead role."
Matt Damon: "Matt Damon..."
Producer: "Heh-hey, that's terrific! Alright, first let me ask-"
Intern opens door and runs in
Intern: "Sir, Mr. Jackson just agreed to play the lead!"
Producer" "That's great! Get outta here loser!"
Producer pushes Damon out of fifteenth story window
Matt Damon: "MATT DAMOOOOO0N!"
Producer: "Alright, lets start taking this film seriously. Say, why don't we change the movie title?"To be continued(?)
Unrelated Announcement: Let me make an announcement to any mini-van owners who happen to frequent my blog. A FULL-SIZE MATTRESS SET WILL NOT FIT IN THE REAR OF YOUR MINI-VAN! I don't care how proud you are of the size of your junk. It simply will not fit. Thank you for your patience.
Additional Unrelated Announcement: WOOOO! New Harvest Moon games. Check out the brochure on the May 17th post. I totally have to get the Harvest Moon Puzzle game, just because it's Harvest Moon! Now, if they would only stop delaying Harvest Moon DS, we would be in business.
Comments (1)
OMFG! Harvest Moon Puzzle Game, whoooooooooooooooooooo!!!
S.L.J. only took the lead role because of the name "Snakes on a Plane"
They had chosen a different name during production, but Jackson was able to convince them that
he had only took the role because of the name, and thus it remained Snakes on a Plane.