If Carmen Sandiego and Waldo were to have a kid, would they ever find him?
Is there a name for the phenomenon that describes the feeling you get when you take off a hat, but it still feels like it's there?
What ever happened to silly putty? Do kids still play with it?
Teacher says I wouldn't have so many nose-bleeds if I just kept my finger outta there.
If there's a midlife crisis, why isn't there a quarterlife crisis. Oh wait, there is. It's called college.
Computers and firearms both have a point-and-click interface, though I think a computer can do more damage.
It's hard to believe that GTA: San Andreas is the number one selling game in Japan this week, but it is. It makes me wonder how they localized it.
Just remember that most of the universe is a vacuum, and that most vacuums suck; therefore, the universe sucks. And don't give me any of this "science never sucks" bologna!
I think it's kind of funny seeing a driver of a hybrid car smoking a cigarette.
Whenever you hear the phrase "take it like a man," remember that that also entails not sending a "thank you" card afterwards.
Bring out your dead! *bing* Bring out your dead!
Most of these thoughts I could easily develop into a full-length article, but I'm far too lazy to.
I wonder how many people press zero on their phone when they want to enter the letter O, P, E, or R.
True Fact: The Weird Al song "Pancreas" helped me on a recent biology test.
True Fact: The phrase "true fact" is redundant.
Diplomatic immunity must be nice.
Why are there always scratches on DVDs from the library? Always!
I recently looked at the ingredients in my loaf of bread and realized it contained water.
To continue posting music videos at the end of this sort of post, here is Daft Punk with "Digital Love."
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Haha Good ones. Love "quarter-life crisis".