July 30, 2009
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An Epic Scale
We have a severe problem facing our country. A problem that reaches monumental proportions. I work for the government, so this problem is a matter of national importance. The problem is that at my office, the bathroom is located all the way at the other end of the hall. This is severely unacceptable and comes dangerously close to completely collapsing my morale. Something needs to be done about this. Immediately.
After considering the sure to be significant taxpayer investment, I have several proposals to rectify this problem. The first and most beneficial option would be to construct a fully functional bathrrom across from my desk. Of course, you would probably have to fire some of the finance department guys to make room, but just consider it a cost saving exercise. Also, I'm pretty sure they're all communists. Filthy, filthy communists. The installation will create jobs and help bolster the economy.
Another option would be to install a pipe system that can evacuate waste from my office to the bathroom down the hall. This could significantly improve productivity by precluding all need to leave my desk, but it may cause privacy and hygiene issues if not addressed properly. There would also need to exist a means for occasional solid waste egress. The installation will create jobs and help bolster the economy.
The last option to consider would be cheaper, but would do little to improve morale or desk hygiene. This would involve the investment in a bottle which can store liquid waste until the office cleaning crew can pick it up and properly remove it. This should be considered a last resort and is not recommended. It does little to solve the issue of solid waste and has a limited capacity. The bottle purchase will create jobs and help bolster the economy.
Any of these proposals will create jobs and help bolster the economy. They should be seriously considered, because I know how much that one sentence means in this country, the Greatest Country in the World. Oh say, can you see~ etcetera.
Comments (4)
Hello Jimbo,You made your site simple yet elegant. The pictures are a nice touch. I find your ramblings to be more entertaining than most! Now is a good time to learn about the true God, Jehovah, and find out what His plans are for us. 4 The person who keeps on sinning is guilty of not obeying the Law of God. For sin is breaking the Law of God. (1John 3:4) (NLV)
@Jehovahs_Messenger - I'm not interested, but thanks for the comment. "[S]imple yet elegant" is a phrase I have not heard in a long time.
So did you ever find out what you are going to actually be doing at this job? I have always wondered what your actual employment is.
Lol the bathroom in my office is at the end of the hall too, and my office is at the opposite end. Not a super-long hall or anything so it's never bothered me.