December 20, 2010

• 2010 Review in Haiku

  Call Captain Planet!
  BP blew up an oil rig
  "Accident," they say

  Eyjafjallajokull
  (I hope that's five syllables)
  Volcano blew up

  Restore sanity
  Comedian's bold effort
  Ha ha ha, yeah right

  Bush had a pretzel
  Barack had a basket ball
  Attempted killers?

  Tea Party movement
  They don't like big government
  Please, just define "big"

  The world is pissed off
  WikiLeaks is holding them
  accountable... yo

  Leslie Nielson died
  The king of humour is gone
  Next time, don't have fish

  Rescue in Chile
  They would go out and get drunk
  Sadly, they're miners

  The world now knows BZZZZZZZZZ
  BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
  Fuck vuvuzelas

  I have a new home!
  I hope my friend can forgive
  My heavy sofas

  

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