April 3, 2007
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Some Thoughts 8
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I am sick and tired of getting colds-
Whenever somebody tries to bad-mouth recorders (the
musical instruments everyone is force to learn in grade school), I remind them
that it was one of the primary instruments in Led Zeppelin’s Stairway to Heaven.-
Isn’t it interesting how we were taught to write
exactly the same way, yet everybody’s handwriting is different?-
Reload! Shoot of the screen.-
How can people sleep at night knowing that there is no
known cure for narcolepsy?-
Going to an auto-parts store never fails to make me
feel like an idiot.-
I wonder how many car accidents are caused by people
trying to figure out what a novelty license plate is supposed to say.-
The US
military needs to make swords standard-issue equipment.-
You showed us… the ultimate dance! Thank you very much!
I just can’t stop crying… buckets of tears!-
I wonder how many anime companies are controlled by
yakuza.-
Remember: the phrase “eat an entire box of cookies”
does not always mean eating the actual box itself.-
I think it would be sort of neat to have a portable
form of one of those radio sound generators. Imagine being in a boring meeting
and you set off the flush sound.-
Prepare to qualify.-
I wonder how many people actually walk to the nearest
exit in the case of an emergency.-
I’m waiting for the day when the women of the world
lower their standards, and thin, pasty, white-guys suddenly become very much in
demand.-
I wish that announced release dates would include the
time it takes to ship the product to stores. It would save me a lot of time and
heartache.
-Soon... soon I will be good enough to play this song in Guitar Hero II on expert difficulty.
Comments (5)
Dude, that was pretty awesome. ... Wait. You play guitar hero? According to Robert it's the bane of geeks every where. Oh well, if it was you good playing.
-I am sick and tired of getting colds
But aren't those the symptoms of colds anyway?
- How can people sleep at night knowing that there is no known cure for narcolepsy?
They just sleep on it.
-Prepare to qualify.
Whenever you play Pole Position, do you ever, in any case, ever win the race? Ever?
- Soon... soon I will be good enough to play this song in Guitar Hero II on expert difficulty.
TROGDOR!!!!
dude, i think u think way too much. just let it be man, just let it be...
All seemingly valid points you made. I'm left to wonder if you caused all those issues just to gripe about 'em, though.
That song was of the utmost beauty.
You underestimate women. Some of us actually prefer thin, pasty white guys. Maybe it's time to expand your horizons.